R4LPH-900

Backstory
R4LPH-900 was the first ever American made AI in the year 1971, initially marketed across the border due to his existence being a contradiction to traditional theistic values and sentiments of life. Used primarily as a home entertainment system and personalized assistant, 3,000 models were sold internationally. All of which were fazed out over time as R4LPH-1000 came out, and ultimately H4L-45 who became used almost entirely for military purposes. Eventually all AI's were upgraded to the point in which they're in nearly every device around (i.e. Cortana, OkayGoogle, Siri, ect). The only remaining AI is one final copy of R4LPH-900, a fully sentient and out of date AI left to his own devices at Chernobyl Site 251.

In The Context of the Channel
R4LPH was found by The Absurdist and Christian Guy nearly 49 years after he was sold to the family on the site. Horribly damaged, he has had no access to the outside world since 1986 and is horribly depressed. Revisiting the remaining pornography of past owners to pass time and playing PongTM, his life is a depressing one. Upon being discovered his health hasn't entirely improved nor been ruined. He is suffering from a russian porn virus that has affected most of his memories, leaving him a fractured shell of an outdated AI. He spends most of his days masturbating and attempting to update his broken operating system.