Christian Guy

Backstory
The only non-character on the show. He simply is The Absurdist's friend after they both go bump for bump on the coke they split for.

The Absurdist and Christian Guy decided to explore the ruins of Chernobyl as of TA's 18th birthday in 2015. Sadly enough they ended up stranded in Chernobyl, on site 251. When they came across the most untouched house on site 251, they discovered an odd storage unit, and a camera. Once they had finally managed to get the camera working, the door managed to open. The storage room would inevitably come to be known as the entrance Dolores' Vagina at site 251, and with this discovery, as well as the apparent schizophrenia as a symptom of the drug abuse and radiation poisoning, they managed to find a way through Dolores' cunt to find the other members of the group.