The Apocalypse Prophecy

The Apocalypse Prophecy
The Apocalypse prophecy is a long held belief founded in the religion of Dolorecism, it depicts the champions of Dolores to all be trapped in the Undergrowth or Deadwood indefinitely, allowing for the King Salazar and his knights to come to earth. Between the two religions, the general consensus is that there will be three attempts to instigate the Apocalypse, the first two being prevented by "The Saviour", an unknown champion of Dolores'champions. And on the third attempt the saviour will fail, and he will die. Then the world will be undoubtedly changed.

Dolorecism's Interpretation
The Bible predicts that Dog will bring all the characters into Dolores' vagina, and the world will ensue to a state of chaos, All hell will break loose, the sky will rain boiling water, the ground will freeze, and the sky's will turn black. Jezebel and Salazar will reek absolute chaos with the absence of the gang, and only the saviour may end their tyrannous reign. They will bring Dolores' power down on them and restore the world to a state making Dolores proud, absolute orgies and substance abuse. And all will be right in the world again.

But the Apocalypse will remain inevitable, and unavoidable. In the end the children of Dolores will come through, and take claim over the world. The saviour will die and the apocalypse will come again, and reign for eternity.

Salazarism Interpretation
In the days of the end of Dolores' reign, the Enemy will mistakenly lead all the characters to Dolores' vagina, and trap them all there for eternity. After 3 attempts at this, finally there will be an attempt where the Saviour is killed, and all will be trapped in Dolores' twat kingdom. Trapped in the Undergrowth, to oversee Deadwood for eternity.

And outside the world of Dolores' vagina, the world may return it's wholesome roots of the 1950's once again. Like in the time of which Dolores was first trapped in China. Ignoring her roots, where she was born, and where her children were. To this time, it'll return. And there will be peace.