Dolores

Backstory
She is a Mythical Being that existed from the dawn of time. No one truly knows where she came from, some say she was the child of multiple carbon atoms mashing themselves together in a vacuum. Another is that God fucked a mound of dirt, from which she was spawned. But all know for sure that she is the mother of our world. Her vagina is a universe in and of itself, and births a slew of babies every second, like a strong flow of unending piss. It never ends and is constantly spewing babies. This is where the world had gained their people, but to saciate the flow Dolores has copious amounts of sex with every living being. And from her vagina spawns creatures of power and beings both of this world and not. She has continued to copulate with as many of her children as she has spawned, pro-creating a species of moronic shitbags known as the human race. She smokes three hundred pounds worth of tobacco to give air to her Nether region universe, from which she releases all humans. She lived in China the longest, where she prolifically bred until they had to physically remove her. From there she went to India, and decided it was time to come to the United States again, because brown guys don't fuck the same.

She was around in the states to found McDonalds, with her then fuck-buddy, the clown king himself, Ronald Mac-big-dick-Donald, and has been left all the rights to their properties. She too fought in every world war, and was a seminal force in the Afghanistan war, her vagina beast, Cthulhu had been a major force used to fight against Osama Bin Laden. He is now trapped in her vagina, in the realm of the Tyrant baby warlords.

Connection to Doloricism
Doloricism is the religion spawned by all who remember the time in Dolores' Vagina, her part in the many world wars that remain unspoken, and her position in the many important events in human history. It remains unspoken because of the governments suppression of this religion, but any who've managed to find Chernobyl Site 251, know this religion has a deep truth and completely reliable evidence to it. Doloricism preaches freedom; of sex, love, drugs, vice, choices. She represents the morals of truth to one's sexuality and personality. Of truth of character.

Children
Salazar

Jezebel

Charles "Charlie" Manson

Grandchildren
Dog