Paul The Psychic

Backstory
Paul the Psychic has been Petey's friend since Vietnam. Paul was a blind medic in Khe Sahn, and managed to patch up Petey's best friend Jimmy. However Jimmy was dead, but the kindness brought these two closer together. As time went on Paul became more and more flamboyant, and odd as a human being, yet has remain to be as straight as a dick.

Upon the opening of the forum on The Absurdist's Website by The Church of Salazar, he managed to struggle filling it out, and is now a psychic. His first time using his newfound powers was on Site 251 from the suggestion of Petey, and has never felt so sure of his powers.