The Church of Salazar

Salazarism
This religion follows the belief system and the teachings of King Salazar. This belief follows parallel to the belief system of Dolorecism. They believe that Dolores is a cruel and capricious god who used her children to sodomize and control. That she was an ammoral god. And their king, King Salazar, the king of the Undergrowth or Deadwood, was cast out for speaking out against the rape doled out by Dolores amongst her earlier, and more beautiful children. He was cast out with his siblings who dared speak against the evils of their mother.

But still they rule from the Undergrowth, from Deadwood, and all who dare pray to her, are cast out as insane and immoral.

Children of Dolores
Dolores is the mother of all the beings on earth, and of this universe. But her first children were born with powers more than human:

King Salazar
King Salazar her first born has the power to conjure beasts with thought. Made so evil to destroy the monsters spawned by his cruel mother. As can he spawn hellfire and control the minds of the weak and weary of mind. He is the overlord of The Undergrowth, or Deadwood. He oversees demons and his knights, the siblings and children of his mother, all leading a revolution against their cruel overlord. Fighting to bring Monogamy and Capitalism to the world once again.

Jezebel
The first daughter born of Dolores. She spawned one being of she remains in absolute control of, her son Dog. She has the power to teleport and manipulate the environment around mortals and gods. She oversees the gate to Dolores' vagina realm, and sets Dog on whoever escapes the Vagina. Only one Character may be released from the Vagina when the camera turns off, and she moderates who.

Charles "Charlie" Manson
Charlie was the only immortal to willingly relinquish life. He died by choice of sheer boredom with this world. Having had been a child of Dolores' his power was to control the minds and feelings of those around him. He will forever be sorely missed by his brother Salazar, and his sister Jezebel.

The Church of Salazar
This church has been unwritten about but not non-existent up until this point, it is in fact, very, very real. King Salazar preaches capitalism and in his name, monuments were built and Wall Street was born. Salazarism has become rather reclusive, but it can be offered to anyone who believes in hard work and decency.